Because... Kuwait

Why do we drive in the emergency lane during heavy traffic?
Because... Kuwait.

Why do people here cut in line and act as if there are not 6 other people waiting for the same thing?
Because...Kuwait

Why does it sound like the 12's when the Seahawks score a touchdown in my classroom every time it rains?
Because...Kuwait

Why does it take Matt 3 tries to get a driver's license (clearly a very skilled driver) when it only takes Kristi once (clearly a horrible driver)?
Because...Kuwait

Why can I get Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, toilet paper, water, medicine, or pretty much anything I can imagine delivered to my door?
Because...Kuwait.

Why is it that I go through 6 government officials to get on a plane, yet someone still manages to get on the wrong flight?
Because...Kuwait

Why do all the Arab men I talk to directly respond to my husband instead of me?
Because...Kuwait. And misogyny.


It makes no sense. It's illogical.  It's Kuwait.